Kung Fu Kapers

"Kung Fu Kapers" is an episode of The Goodies.

This episode is also known as "Ecky Thump". It was written by The Goodies, with songs and music by Bill Oddie.

In January 2020, "Kung Fu Kapers" was announced as the fans' favourite episode of The Goodies, during the celebration of the show's 50th anniversary at Bristol's Slapstick Festival.

Plot
Tim and Graeme are attempting to learn kung fu in the Goodies' office, but Bill is extremely disparaging of their techniques and shows them that he knows some rather impressive martial arts skills of his own. Under pressure from the other two, Bill reveals himself as a master of the secret Lancashire martial art known as "Ecky Thump"—which mostly revolves around hitting unsuspecting people with black puddings while wearing flat caps and braces.

With great reluctance, Bill agrees to demonstrate this "ancient Lancastrian art" in a series of bouts against Tim and Graeme (who pose as various martial arts experts who are "foreign members of their families"). Bill wins against every "expert" merely by hitting them over the head with the black pudding, except the Scots one who is knocked out by a wayward boomerang. Tim ends up with all four limbs in plaster, in a "kung fu"-style stance, so he will be "ready" if Bill comes back. Graeme points out that Tim can't actually move. Bill has meanwhile opened a profitable Ecky Thump school, and subsequently stars in a series of martial arts flicks, such as Ecky-Thump Meets Mary Poppins and Enter With Drag On.

The night before Bill and his Ecky Thump "army" are to go on the march to attack with their black puddings, Graeme adds a "remote control device" to the black pudding mixture - leading to unexpectedly wayward black puddings for a bewildered Bill and his equally bemused Ecky Thump followers. The devices send the pudding haywire, triggering chaos among the Ecky Thump cult and their march to parliament. With the march in disarray, Tim attempts taking on Bill in revenge for putting him in plaster, only for Bill take him down by spraying him with tea. Graeme makes his move but Bill sends him crashing into a fence.

Bill tries to relieve himself with some tea but Tim and Graeme re-emerge, forcing him to make his escape downhill on the tea trolley. Tim and Graeme catch up with him and they struggle on the moving trolley. The speeding trolley takes them over a cliff edge where the Goodies dramatically fall to their deaths. A brief voice-over (from Tim) states:

''We would like to point out that Ecky Thump is the ancient Lancastrian art of self-defence. If practised by the untrained, it could be dangerous.''

Background
At the time the episode was made, kung fu was a craze which was sweeping the UK with films such as Enter the Dragon, the television series Kung Fu, many martial arts schools appearing in gyms, and even a fragrance for men called 'Hai-Karate'.

Trivia

 * There was an incident that happened when the episode first aired on UK Television when a man named "Alex Mitchell" died from laughter for too long. His widow wrote to the Goodies telling them thank you for entertaining her now deceased husband.
 * This Episode was featured on The Goodies DVD "The Goodies... At Last".

Referenced in

 * QI: Happiness (2010) (TV Episode): Stephen Fry mentions the black pudding vs. bagpipes sketch from this episode.

Featured in

 * Timeshift: Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting: The Rise of Martial Arts in Britain (2013) (TV Episode) : A clip is shown.

Spoofs

 * Mary Poppins (1964): One of Bill's martial arts movies is eckythump meets Mary Poppins.
 * Enter The Dragon (1973 : One of Bill's martial arts movies is Enter with drag on.